Holy balls this exists!
ThinkGeek :: Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
cons: The sides don’t open up.pros: IT’S FOR YOUR SAFETY.
Lights? Sounds? Gift box that looks like the promo clip package?Say it with me folks,

Holy balls this exists!

ThinkGeek :: Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound

cons: The sides don’t open up.
pros: IT’S FOR YOUR SAFETY.

Lights? Sounds? Gift box that looks like the promo clip package?
Say it with me folks, MY MONEY. SHUT UP AND TAKE IT ALREADY